I'm 'bout to strangler her…  please help!

I can't get into what's going on, just humor me.

Well, don't take an empty cup and place it upside down on her desk in front of her keyboard every morning.

Then, after a week or two…take a cup, fill it with water.  PLace plastic on top, flip it upsidedown and put it in front of her keybaord.

Carefully slide the plastic out from under the cup, wipe up any water that came out…

Then wait for her to pick up the cup.

Don't tie everything on her desk from the back with fishing line.

Then, run the line behind the desk and under the desk. 

Then, don't push her chair under her desk and tie the fishing line to her chair…

Rearrange her desk to the opposite sides of everything - the right hand stuff on the left and so on, and when she asks if something looks off to you, say it looks the same as it always does.

I wish I could do all this…

...  but she's friggin' handicapped, so it'd be a hate crime or something.

tie her wheelchair to the back of a speeding bus…..

lol she doesn't have a wheelchair.

Then I suggest you get a very strong laxative…and slip it into her coffee.

Then somehow make sure the bathrooms are all locked….

OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA she has uncontrollable farting all day, that would be so gross!!!!!

ROFL - thanks, I feel better now!