A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked:
'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons
why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a
better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better
cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better
lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband
say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE RAISE