Will someone please remind me, daily, that I cannot keep expecting the most gorgeous man alive to get into bed naked with me if I continue to eat my way through winter?

This little piglet is off to the gym.

COLD WEATHER APPETITE, YOU SLAY ME!!! AND MY WAISTLINE!!!!

*sob*

ahahahahaha!

Now repeat after me…

"No play with the hottie if my ass starts spreading"

Now write it on pieces of paper and tape it INSIDE your fridge and pantry…

You will close the door and walk away…guaranteed…

"No play with the hottie if my ass starts spreading"

Well, that depends on what the hottie is in to.  Personally, I don't like to think about going in the exit when there's a perfectly good entrance.

ahahaha…I KNEW someone would zero in on that!!!!

*giggles*

Yup, my mind went there too. LOL

Ahh…great minds…great minds… *snickers*

Mox, you could gain 20 lbs and your entire ass is still smaller than one of my butt cheeks, darlin'.  But I do hear you… i'm always starving in the winter.

and someone decided to bring in f*cking donuts today…

it's all proportional, jen. last time i checked you've got a good 8-10 inches on me.

i can't decide whether dating the hottest man alive is a blessing or a curse. i get to look at him, but he has to look at me.

why doesn't broccoli come out of vending machines?

I love Broccoli….with yummy cheese melted all over it!!

GETS to look at you, Mox.  You're hot, and not knowing it makes you even a little hotter.

I have to agree, mox is a hottie.

I'd gladly take your weight/size any day--you've got some good curves that drive men wild. You've got that goofy sense of humor and are adorable as all out.

I was looking at our pictures from chicago last night and just couldn't help but think how adorable you are (you too jen lol) But not Eddie. :P

Oh…btw…forgive me mox, for I have sinned. lol

I decided to take in donuts at work b/c of my very cold and shitty morning. I decided to share very bad yummies to make me feel better. lol