http://tinyurl.com/yz557t7

Saw Wis. and immediately thought, "I bet it's Sheboygan they're writing about."  Sure enough, here it is…

Well she sounds a delightful specimen.

Oh no….you need to see the local edition complete with this beauty's picture.

I think she really should keep her clothes on.

http://www.sheboyganpress.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009910100381

Wow. If I was going to steal something from a convenience store, it'd at least be something good.  Like Funyuns.

Wow, she's a gem.  They put a spit collar on her?!?  Is that like the Collar of Shame they give to dogs who bite themselves?

Funyuns?

Good gravy I have not had one of those in like 25 years.

She is a beaut. I plan on tracking her down today and asking her if she'll marry me…some old fashioned way.

Funyuns are the best evah! 

Man, david - I was going to see if she would be my domestic partner.

Oh, geez…  She can't even blame that on alcohol.  .08 is the legal limit for driving, but it's really barely tipsy (we did some hard *ahem* research in our lab at our open house last year with the breathalyzer).  We were supposed to be demonstrating for the kids - a warning about drunk driving. *snicker*  Oh, lab rats - I miss that job.