David's thread about tossed salads got me thinking…. is there any sexual phrase that you didn't learn about until some time later? If so, did you learn about it in an akward situation (like having your kids explain it *snicker*)?

uh-oh.

hot carl

dirty sanchez

dutch oven (not sexual, but gross)

Jordan told me what *queef* was…I think he was in middle school at the time.

i have no idea what a hot carl or duch oven is, but damn straight i'll be googling it in about 2.3 seconds.

blecharghghhghghghghhg. 

Amy didn't know what a blumpkin was.  I called her Blumpkin for a good couple of months before she found out.

I didn't know what docking was until recently…. my only response was "Who first thought, hey, let's try this out and see how it goes?"

Just dont look up Hot Pocket on Urban Dictionary, Jen.  Trust me… you'll thank me.

And Richard…. you have a good wife to stay married to you after that. ha

Urban Dictionary?  I will have to look this stuff up because with the exception of Dutch Oven, I have not heard of any of these.

Still my favorite….GEEB!

Sprung, I actually knew what a hot pocket was. *shudder*  How I knew what that was but not a hot carl, i have no idea.

I looked up a bunch of these and then proceeded to barf.

Seriously, I'd just like to get laid once in a while.

I dont need anyone sucking my wang dang while I am making big potty.

Good god people…that is just gross.

best.thread.ever.

I ain't lookin' or readin' none of it.

Whenever I get in to this nasty stuff, something always surprises me and I wish I didn't…

I'm outta here!

Oh come on Joe, it can't be any worse than two girls one cup…. I couldn't scrub that out of my head for DAYS.

"sucking my wang dang while I am making big potty". oh man, that's just nasty!